pretentious moi, mais oui?

In a shameless attempt to increase further my already well cultivated tee collection, I've reinvented myself as a bard type in entering the excellent tee blog Torso's Tank Theory giveaway compo. Avast as my words on theories dribble onto your receptive organs.

Theory of Theories by Webbins

The eerie thing about theories,
Is that no-one ever wearies,
From the constant speculation,
And the fervant celebration,

Of ideas borne in dreams,
Of slumber that turns to screams,
And all because our notions,
Are fuelled by basic emotions,

My theory on theories is that,
More than often they fall flat,
But we will always try in vain,
While our ideas outweigh our brain.

Fin

Fuck me if that's not a winner.

the end of 30 days

So the 30 days of threadless sale has ended, there have been some good shirts printed and some not so good, very not so good. I managed to acquire 2 shirts, behold...



I'm chuffed to bitsies to get the reprint of Funkalicious, although as I speak it's still waiting to be despatched (why do threadless take so long to despatch, employ some flunkies godammit!). Having missed out on the 1st edition print, this little hot cake sold out overnight while I snoozed & I losed. Facial Hair Club is good while not exactly groundbreaking but it's one of those conversation pieces, not that I'm bad at starting conversations, well you know what I mean.