pretentious moi, mais oui?

In a shameless attempt to increase further my already well cultivated tee collection, I've reinvented myself as a bard type in entering the excellent tee blog Torso's Tank Theory giveaway compo. Avast as my words on theories dribble onto your receptive organs.

Theory of Theories by Webbins

The eerie thing about theories,
Is that no-one ever wearies,
From the constant speculation,
And the fervant celebration,

Of ideas borne in dreams,
Of slumber that turns to screams,
And all because our notions,
Are fuelled by basic emotions,

My theory on theories is that,
More than often they fall flat,
But we will always try in vain,
While our ideas outweigh our brain.

Fin

Fuck me if that's not a winner.